New Year, Same Neighborhood

A New Year’s Day dispatch from Mochi & Boba

🐾 Boba:

So. It’s January 1st. We woke up. We stretched. We judged everyone’s resolutions from the patio.

🍡 Mochi:

Some of us also ate two day old cheese cubes from under the couch. We all grow in different ways.

🐾 Boba:

Anyway, we did our annual New Year’s walk around the neighborhood. Goldie was already out. Obviously.

🍡 Mochi:

Wearing a 2024 Goals bandana like she invented January.

🐾 Boba:

She waved at Sadie and said “New Year, New Vibes” and Sadie didn’t even slow down. Iconic.

🍡 Mochi:

Sadie had AirPods in. Not connected to anything. Just vibes and boundaries.

🐾 Boba:

Barkley said he’s giving up dairy and drama.

🍡 Mochi:

Okay well he was licking whipped cream off his paws when he said that.

🐾 Boba:

Exactly. Fake news. His resolution should be “stop lying in public.”

🍡 Mochi:

To be fair, my resolution was “don’t bark at the vacuum” and I’ve already failed. Twice.

🐾 Boba:

Mine was “be more graceful.” Then I fell off the couch trying to reach a croissant crumb.

🍡 Mochi:

So basically we’re doing amazing.

🐾 Boba:

Honestly, the only resolution I plan to keep is this: keep spilling the tea. Respectfully. Publicly. Relentlessly.

🍡 Mochi:

I’ll drink to that. Happy New Year, sidewalk squad.