A Fashion Island dispatch from Mochi & Boba
🍓 Mochi:
I think brunch at Fashion Island should become a regular thing.
🧋 Boba:
Agreed. Pancakes taste better when there’s a Neiman Marcus nearby.
🍓 Mochi:
I don’t think that’s scientifically proven.
🧋 Boba:
It doesn’t need to be.
🍓 Mochi:
You barely paid attention to brunch anyway. You kept looking across the courtyard.
🧋 Boba:
There’s a lululemon over there.
🍓 Mochi:
You don’t do yoga.
🧋 Boba:
That feels irrelevant.
🍓 Mochi:
You also don’t wear pants.
🧋 Boba:
Again. Irrelevant.
🍓 Mochi:
What exactly were you planning to buy?
🧋 Boba:
I don’t know. Something small. Tasteful. Perhaps a belt bag.
🍓 Mochi:
For what?
🧋 Boba:
My things.
🍓 Mochi:
What things?
🧋 Boba:
Mochi, please. We’re at Fashion Island. Try to keep up.
🍓 Mochi:
Fine. After brunch we can go look.
🧋 Boba:
Thank you.
🍓 Mochi:
But first we should walk around a little.
🧋 Boba:
Excellent idea. A leisurely stroll. Window shopping. Maybe stop by the koi pond.
🍓 Mochi:
Maybe not the koi pond.
🧋 Boba:
Why not?
🍓 Mochi:
No reason.
🧋 Boba:
Mochi.
🍓 Mochi:
I was curious.
🧋 Boba:
You lunged at a koi.
🍓 Mochi:
Lunged is a strong word.
🧋 Boba:
Your front paws left the ground.
🍓 Mochi:
I wanted a closer look.
🧋 Boba:
The koi didn’t even swim away.
🍓 Mochi:
I noticed.
🧋 Boba:
Honestly, I think that’s what bothered you most.
🍓 Mochi:
Can we go to lululemon now?
🧋 Boba:
Absolutely.
🍓 Mochi:
But we’re not buying a belt bag.
🧋 Boba:
We’ll see.
🍓 Mochi:
Boba.
🧋 Boba:
You almost went swimming with a koi. I think I’ve earned a little treat.
Until next time,
Mochi & Boba 🐾
Brunch was classy. The koi incident was not.