Mochi and Boba are kicking off 2026 the only way they know how lounging in style, judging everyone’s resolutions, and sipping sparkling cider. Join the girls as they spill the first tea of the year from their glitter-covered couch.

Fashion Island was giving main character energy. Mochi and I hit brunch expecting calm vibes and cold water, but of course Goldie showed up in full glam, Barkley brought the ego, and Sadie pretended not to know us. Drama? Minimal. Tension? Immaculate.

Something is seriously off in the cul-de-sac. Goldie, the glamazon of the block and self-proclaimed sparkle queen, was spotted this morning looking less than polished. Naturally, we had questions. Is she spiraling? Is it a breakup? Is her groomer on vacation? Mochi and I are on the case. Buckle up. 🐾

Two pastel pups. One gossip-filled sidewalk. Meet Mochi and Boba, the boujee bichons behind the blog. This is where the tea spills and the side eye sparkles.